Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen

[Ashley Trainer]

This is where I'm going to be absolutely hilarious.


I don't have much of a confessional right now because I'm short on time, but I will write you a confessional for this round later this evening. <3

[Ashley Trainer]

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful <3

I know, I know I didn't write a confessional like I said I was so I plan on trying to fit everything into this one I didn't have a good and exciting title for this confessional but I figured it was fitting anyways.

Well the first annoying thing that I need to say is that Jud needs to learn how to refresh the board when there's a live posting challenge. Because I really don't want Eliza IMing me after every time I post telling me "OMG FIX THIS." I wanted to say "OMG STFU." It was probably the most annoying thing. I think Eliza thought were dumb or something. She would always IM me, "Go girl." and then when I would copy what Jud had posted because he was right before me she'd IM me back and go "Oh, you need to fix this." So in the end, Jud needs to learn how to post properly because that is absolutely annoying. He was about to get my foot up his ass.

My main alliance at this point in the game is Mikayla, Colby, Jenna, and Bob. That gives us a good 5 person alliance which gains us majority. The only downside is the fact that Colby obviously isn't playing this game too hard. He hardly ever logs on AIM, at least not his Colby AIM. And he doesn't socialize with anybody. If he expects me to carry him in this game he's sadly mistaken. If he can't step up to the plate, then we're going to have some problems because I'm not going to be able to save his ass.

Colby believes that he's my number one ally in this game and is probably raving in his confessional about our showmance or whatever. But yeah, that's the complete opposite on my end. My number on ally is Miki. That girl is my sister from another mister. I swear her and I had to of been separated at birth. Her and I are so much alike, especially in how we play this game. So it's only fitting. Especially since I don't feel that Colby's heart is in this game. And he's not going to drag me down with him.

For now he's going to be included in our alliance of 5. But I have a feeling that eventually he's going to be on the chopping block due to the fact that half our tribe probably hasn't even talked to him. Half the game is making yourself available to socialize, and he doesn't do that. If he was going to have such a hard time playing alias, then he should of just used his regular AIM. At least then he'd probably be in a better position on our tribe.

Eliza and Ibrehem are probably the lowest on our tribe. Nobody really likes either of them. I think Eliza is in a slightly higher position than Ibrehem since she talks a lot, even if she is obnoxious. I think I've talked to Ibrehem once. He messaged me a few times on the board and the one PM was, "I'm on AIM if you want to talk." Mind you I was also on AIM at the same time.. I mean HELLO, open your buddy list and IM me yourself.. is it that difficult to send somebody an IM? You'd think that I was expecting him to cut off his right arm. Don't get me wrong, I have no problems in starting up a conversation with anybody on my tribe. But if I'm busy and doing other things but also happen to be on AIM, then yeah there's the possibility that I don't realize that that person is online. I think after I read that and never did IM him that he did IM me first, but I mean really. He acts as if it would kill him.

Candice also isn't in our main alliance of five people. Bob was originally going around saying that Candice was aligned with Christa and that she didn't want to vote her out, but Miki told me when she was talking to Candice about the vote that she was perfectly fine with voting for Christa and didn't fight about it. So either she accepted defeat that her ally was going to get voted out, or she was never aligned with her to begin with and Bob just dislikes Candice for other reasons and just doesn't want to let the real reasons be known. In a game like this, you never really do know what somebody's reasoning is behind saying something. If it ever gets to the point where we have to get rid of Colby, then I have a feeling that Candice would be his replacement. She's obviously stronger than he is and a lot more social. But for now I know that I can control Colby's vote as long as he stays as clueless as he is. Unless that's part of his strategy, if it is though that's a pretty shitty strategy.

I'm so glad that we won tonight's challenge. At first when I saw what it was I was kind of nervous. The last time I did this challenge in another game it was such a hot mess. Everybody kept messing up each other's posts and didn't know what was going on. At least this time around the only person that kept fucking up was Jud. It just sucked that I happened to be the one that had to post after him. *eye roll* Whatever, my tribe still won and that's all that matters. I heard that Parvati was virtually invisible so I'm sure that she's going to get voted out. Kinda sucks if that's the way it turns out because that's just boring. I was kind of hoping for some kind of crazy blindside or something for their first tribal council. Yeah I know that's like next to impossible of happening, but I think we can all agree on the fact that it would be interesting to see.

[Ashley Trainer]

Is it bad I'm hoping John posts some sort of crazy outburst on the board so that it increases the entertainment around here?

[Ashley Trainer]

So, as an extra to my confessional that I just wrote. I'm going to write you a lesson for Ibrehem on how to IM somebody since he obviously doesn't know how.

Step 1: Open your buddy list. Ya know that little icon down on the tool bar of your computer? Click on that. See that window that opened up? That's your buddy list! Fascinating right?

Step 2: Pick the person that you would like to IM. Double click on their name. OMG a brand new IM window opened! It's like magic! Start typing what you want to say. But don't forget to hit enter, or you'll just be talking to yourself.

[Ashley Trainer]

I'll be posting another amazing confessional later tonight <3 And if ya'll thought I was catty last time just wait til you hear what I have to say about this round.

[Kim Powers]

You better actually post something tonight!

[Ashley Trainer]

Nov 19, 2011 15:57:50 GMT -5 Kim Powers said:

You better actually post something tonight!

LOL I have a good reason for not posting earlier. I got to go see my boyfriend <3

[Ashley Trainer]

I piss glitter




First off, this song is dedicated to Bob. Seriously? Grow some balls and some class and let's not have a huge blowout in the tribal thread because we voted you out. Not to mention blowing in everybody's alliances. Wow aren't you so cool. I'm so impressed. *takes notes, throws the paper away and then rolls her eyes.* After such an amazing day that I had today, I didn't want to come home and have to deal with such obnoxious people.

Miki and I exchanged cell numbers the other day so we can update each other on the game when the other isn't around. And she was calling me when I was snuggling with my boyfriend and then called me again later on. I love the girl to death but I had no intentions of answering the phone when I only got to spend a few hours with him. Not to mention it's not like she would have had that much of exciting news to tell me except maybe Bob's huge freak out in tribal.

So I guess having had some of these people that are in this game, in my game has it's advantages. Eliza is playing in my game as Amanda, and John is a PW. Well not much of a PW anymore since he pissed off all the players somehow and they told me they wouldn't write in their confessional until he was removed. But that's not the point. The point is I've learned a few things

First thing I learned: John thinks he has some sort of 4 person alliance because he has all this negative karma and that they feel bad for him.

The other thing I learned is that Eliza is new to ORGs. Miki had told me this before, but Eliza had also told Miki that she is from Argentina and uses a translator to talk to everybody. Well, it's quite obvious from the way she writes in her confessional in my game and even from the little bit I have talked to her that she isn't from Argentina. If she did, her grammar would be waay off. I studied Spanish for two years in college and they have different sentence structures than we do. So there's one thing on her that she probably should have thought through more.

As soon as we lost this challenge, my tribe like lost every inch of sanity that they ever had. I had every person that was online IMing me asking me who I wanted to vote why we should vote that person etc. And I think I heard every single name except my own, and Miki's. I guess that's a good thing for me. Shows that while I am going to be a threat in the long run, that nobody has noticed that so far. So I won't complain.

I had Ibrehem IMing me saying he wanted to vote for either Eliza or Colby because he thought that they were the least social. I of course told Colby this and his response was "Well, I'm on AIM now." UM HELLO?! He was online because he saw we lost the challenge, had we lost the challenge he wouldn't of even logged on I'm sure. Going on AIM a lot isn't even a deal breaker as long as you PM people. But from the response I've gotten from people on the tribe about him it's obvious he isn't even doing that.

Then Miki wanted to vote out Bob. Then that switched to Ibe because we couldn't get the votes for Bob. Then Bob was IMing me saying he wanted to vote Candice, and then that also switched to Ibe.

Needless to say this vote was a mess. Thank God my name never came up in that mess. I just hope our tribe can pull off a win this next round so that we don't have to worry about voting somebody else out and having to face the same thing.

It's obvious that my alliance of myself, Miki, Bob and Jenna is now void. But Miki told me that Jenna wanted to include Candice so we shouldn't have to worry too much. Then I can just control Colby's vote for now as an extra one to make him feel included until we don't need him anymore.

I hope this next round is less stressful, or I'm going to be requesting a bottle of vodka.

[Ashley Trainer]

Oh yeah, Brett, I love the tribe flag!

[Host Brett]

Nov 20, 2011 0:12:09 GMT -5 Ashley Trainer said:

Oh yeah, Brett, I love the tribe flag!

Thanks!

[Ashley Trainer]

Nov 20, 2011 0:32:07 GMT -5 Host Brett said:

Nov 20, 2011 0:12:09 GMT -5 Ashley Trainer said:

Oh yeah, Brett, I love the tribe flag!

Thanks!

You're welcome

[Ashley Trainer]

The votes supposed to be for Eliza. Candice is obviously aligned with her. She's now saying how hard it is to vote for her and what not. So that's a major pain in the ass because I have to act like I care.

Miki told me she found the idol which is pretty amazing. That takes some skill considering the fact that there weren't really any clues given as far as I know. I have no idea how she found it, but kudos to her and that's a good thing for our alliance.

I still can't believe that Colby won immunity, I probably would of won had Candice not shown back up and it was me against Colby. In the end they both wanted me to gang up on the other and I wasn't going to be in the middle of that, so rather than put a target on my own back I went to bed.

Best conversation I had this round..

Miki: your tits are huge in your siggy.
Me: that's the point.


I'll post a more formal, pretty confessional later

[Colby Donaldson]

oh men my suspicions on you were pretty accurate (:

[Mikayla Wingle]

God I wish she hadn't abandoned me