*sigh*
This challenge activity sucks and I refuse to do homework so I'll answer these instead.
And no this does not change how I feel about you as these have nothing to do with the game!
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
So they don't get feelings.
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
No, because as it gets closer and closer to the core, the area decreases meaning plots of land would cross over onto others...it's ridiculous...you must by land deeper and deeper into the earth if you want it.
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
Because they are a woman...only men have talent.
And mouth open is a force of habit. =)
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Because it's anonymous UNTIL they tell everybody...duh!
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***?
Either way you say it, it's Shitty.
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Because stairs are on the inside and steps are on the outside.
You don't see any steps inside....because they are stairs!!
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
There's a light in my freezer....
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Because it hits it's prime right before...afterwards it spoils....much like women!
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
Because God had that same setting on an oven when making us and HE used it...there has to be SOMEONE who appreciates it.
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Me.
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
Ching-chong?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He's just not wired that way, Kim...
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
Because Goofy is a more evolved kind of dog...Pluto is a pet to a mouse...how smart can he REALLY be? please...stay on all 4's...you're pathetic.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
Ballerinos.
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Of course they don't! What can they dream about when they only see black?
Maybe they hear voices but I doubt they see anything.
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Because we need entertainment.
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Because he makes people broke.
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Ball breakers.
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
Special babies hidden in the factories.
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
No, men are never wrong, they are just curious.
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Because the stars aren't in reach, but there are so many...the paint doesn't LOOK wet, now does it?!
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Why is Greenland icy and Iceland is green? Hm....
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
It's not a direct beam of wind in his eyes.
And my dog loved being blown on if you want to know...but he was a fat dog and would try to eat it.
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