Post by Candice Woodcock on Nov 29, 2011 19:58:10 GMT -5
______I saw the small figures down in the shadows. They got closer and closer as I continued sitting, checking to see if there was an Immunity Idol in any of their sixteen hands. Unfortunately all I saw was the tribe flag behind held low by Ibrehem. “So no luck, guys?” I asked remorsefully. “Nope, we no you tried your best, though…” Candice replied sarcastically. I knew none of them would take my absence well…but it really was the most convenient thing for me. Not soon later did I hear Bob’s mouth start running about the possibility of myself going, and I wasn’t shocked. These first few days were pretty slow for me. I don’t think I can relate to anybody on this tribe. The attractives on the tribe seem to cliquey, and Eliza’s paranoia really isn’t charming, and Bob's ego mania really is taking a damper on my mood. The chance of me surviving this is 1,000,000 to 1. I knew my fate was sealed and what’s the point in exerting the energy? I might as well just wait for the inevitable. “Christa, the tribe has spoken,” Jeff soon said, not to my surprise. Upset, I left tribal council with the will to return. And I shall.
______"OH DAYUM!" I was on a beautiful island with some HOT ass chicks! I couldn't wait to get my hands on them and completely caress everyone all day long. We were told that our first challenge would take place and we had to split into groups of 3. I did not get to pick my group and got stuck with 2 people I HATED. "SHIT! MY GROUP SUCKS!" I yelled, not even caring who heard it or how it made me look. "I'MA RAPE THIS SHIT IN DA ASS, I DON'T NEED THEM! I'LL DOMINATE THIS CHALLENGE WITHOUT THEM!" I proceeded to do the challenge, but none of my group came around because they're lame muh fuckahs! "SHIT! WELL I DID ALL I COULD DO, WE'LL JUST VOTE OUT JOHN OR PARV SINCE THEY SUCKED AT DIS CHALLENGE!" But I couldn't believe it, my whole tribe had the audacity to get mad at ME for them not being there! "Osten, you started the whole challenge alone when it REQUIRES communication with your teammates!" yelled some of my tribemates. "You're an idiot!" yelled another, obviously not caring that I was the only one who posted for my tribe! "WHY YA'LL FRONTIN ME?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN!" I tried to reason with them, but they were bein all hatin muh fuckahs! I hate my tribe, dey racist! Dey hatin on me cuz I'm a poor black man who can't even swim and I'm trying to win but they obviously can't see that!We lost another challenge and it was either me or Parv. "DRINK DAT SHIT BITCH!!" I said as I went up to the podium. But in the end, I ended up drinking everybody else's shit, and I was shipped off like the poor black man I am to Redemption Island.
______Making my way from classroom, to the outdoors was going to be a challenging change of pace. Although I have taught people of this age, I am going to have to bond with each and every one of them. I will be the teacher, and they shall be the student. No matter what I must get them to listen to me. If I can manipulate as well as I can teach I will be golden in this game no matter what. Although I cannot perform well in these challenges, I am sure that I can talk my way out of anything. This island is no match for teacher Bob, and these kids are too young to realize I will throw everyone of them under the bus. No pun intended. I will turn them on each other and sit back and watch. This will be the best summer vacation, and will be the easiest money I have made ever. I am confident at tribal I am safe. Jeff read the votes and I am leaving. I will now cause more chaos by exposing things I think are true. Love you Candice... I will know take me leave.
______"Great job winning immunity guys!" a voice said in the darkness. My eyes fluttered open. I had no idea what was going on but I noticed that I was on a tropical island. I was in the arms of a man with a matching blue shirt and hat combo and a large physique. He looked shocked that I had opened my eyes. "We thought you wouldn't wake up." His voice matched the one who had said the previous statement. I felt suddenly ill like I needed to fall back asleep. "Don't be alarmed," the man comforted, "Island fever is not as serious as it sounds." I slowly drifted back into a daze as I heard that same voice say, "Don't worry, next time you'll wake up in a resort." Sure enough, when my eyes opened again I was in a pre jurors paradise.
______As the round started I realized this challenge was going to be individual. I knew that meant we were going to tribal council and my paranoia would instantly kick in. I had to talk to everyone and be as sweet as I can be. Its hard chatting with everyone as I keep being interrupted all the time and its rather frustrating! Eliza started the individual challenge by jumping out to ensure she would not be blocked in by her tribemates. My paranoia was in full swing and I needed immunity. Then I decided to take a back seat and was eventually eliminated before Colby won immunity. That evening I talked with some tribemates and heard Ibrehem was going home. I talked to Colby and expressed my paranoia to him and hoped I wasn't going home. He reassured me I was safe as did Mikayla and Candice. Feeling a bit better, I went to tribal council and made my last plea to the tribe to prove I was a strong member and could help them. In the end I was voted out and was quite upset. I told them not to feel bad as I would personally say goodbye to each one of them at Redemption. I plan on taking everyone at redemption island and I shall return! I smiled at the thought of revenge as my torch was snuffed.
______I Woke up (AT least I thought I did) And I was in a Pretty cold place. I was Cold, I looked around and then knew it was a dream but I didnt want to wake up, and there were 8 other people there to And they all told me what was going on, And all I remember Is that we needed to vote out Osten and that Parvati got removed, I wanted to stay, but I was nerous for my Play, Thinking can I do good, All the pressure of Being on stage I totally forgot about my Dream
______"OH DAYUM!" I was on a beautiful island with some HOT ass chicks! I couldn't wait to get my hands on them and completely caress everyone all day long. We were told that our first challenge would take place and we had to split into groups of 3. I did not get to pick my group and got stuck with 2 people I HATED. "SHIT! MY GROUP SUCKS!" I yelled, not even caring who heard it or how it made me look. "I'MA RAPE THIS SHIT IN DA ASS, I DON'T NEED THEM! I'LL DOMINATE THIS CHALLENGE WITHOUT THEM!" I proceeded to do the challenge, but none of my group came around because they're lame muh fuckahs! "SHIT! WELL I DID ALL I COULD DO, WE'LL JUST VOTE OUT JOHN OR PARV SINCE THEY SUCKED AT DIS CHALLENGE!" But I couldn't believe it, my whole tribe had the audacity to get mad at ME for them not being there! "Osten, you started the whole challenge alone when it REQUIRES communication with your teammates!" yelled some of my tribemates. "You're an idiot!" yelled another, obviously not caring that I was the only one who posted for my tribe! "WHY YA'LL FRONTIN ME?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN!" I tried to reason with them, but they were bein all hatin muh fuckahs! I hate my tribe, dey racist! Dey hatin on me cuz I'm a poor black man who can't even swim and I'm trying to win but they obviously can't see that!We lost another challenge and it was either me or Parv. "DRINK DAT SHIT BITCH!!" I said as I went up to the podium. But in the end, I ended up drinking everybody else's shit, and I was shipped off like the poor black man I am to Redemption Island.
______Making my way from classroom, to the outdoors was going to be a challenging change of pace. Although I have taught people of this age, I am going to have to bond with each and every one of them. I will be the teacher, and they shall be the student. No matter what I must get them to listen to me. If I can manipulate as well as I can teach I will be golden in this game no matter what. Although I cannot perform well in these challenges, I am sure that I can talk my way out of anything. This island is no match for teacher Bob, and these kids are too young to realize I will throw everyone of them under the bus. No pun intended. I will turn them on each other and sit back and watch. This will be the best summer vacation, and will be the easiest money I have made ever. I am confident at tribal I am safe. Jeff read the votes and I am leaving. I will now cause more chaos by exposing things I think are true. Love you Candice... I will know take me leave.
______"Great job winning immunity guys!" a voice said in the darkness. My eyes fluttered open. I had no idea what was going on but I noticed that I was on a tropical island. I was in the arms of a man with a matching blue shirt and hat combo and a large physique. He looked shocked that I had opened my eyes. "We thought you wouldn't wake up." His voice matched the one who had said the previous statement. I felt suddenly ill like I needed to fall back asleep. "Don't be alarmed," the man comforted, "Island fever is not as serious as it sounds." I slowly drifted back into a daze as I heard that same voice say, "Don't worry, next time you'll wake up in a resort." Sure enough, when my eyes opened again I was in a pre jurors paradise.
______As the round started I realized this challenge was going to be individual. I knew that meant we were going to tribal council and my paranoia would instantly kick in. I had to talk to everyone and be as sweet as I can be. Its hard chatting with everyone as I keep being interrupted all the time and its rather frustrating! Eliza started the individual challenge by jumping out to ensure she would not be blocked in by her tribemates. My paranoia was in full swing and I needed immunity. Then I decided to take a back seat and was eventually eliminated before Colby won immunity. That evening I talked with some tribemates and heard Ibrehem was going home. I talked to Colby and expressed my paranoia to him and hoped I wasn't going home. He reassured me I was safe as did Mikayla and Candice. Feeling a bit better, I went to tribal council and made my last plea to the tribe to prove I was a strong member and could help them. In the end I was voted out and was quite upset. I told them not to feel bad as I would personally say goodbye to each one of them at Redemption. I plan on taking everyone at redemption island and I shall return! I smiled at the thought of revenge as my torch was snuffed.
______I Woke up (AT least I thought I did) And I was in a Pretty cold place. I was Cold, I looked around and then knew it was a dream but I didnt want to wake up, and there were 8 other people there to And they all told me what was going on, And all I remember Is that we needed to vote out Osten and that Parvati got removed, I wanted to stay, but I was nerous for my Play, Thinking can I do good, All the pressure of Being on stage I totally forgot about my Dream
