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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 7, 2011 21:34:42 GMT -5
 This is where I will tell the truth about my game and what I am thinking. I will also pray to my God about what I should do |
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 7, 2011 21:58:01 GMT -5
PRE-GAME I have been telling people my name is Brandon Johnson but I have a secret that a lot of them don't know about. My uncle is the notorious villain named Russell Hantz. A lot of people will unfortunately judge me because of who my uncle is and that is not what i want. I want to play an honest game and redeem the Hantz name. I want to prove to people that we are not trolls, we are dolls. I am an honest man and will play an honest game, I want to prove to people that the good guy can win and we definately don't finish last. I have a kid to feed, and do other kid stuff too so I need to win for him.
I hope I am on a tribe that is as spiritual as I am and will be as honest as I will be. A man can only be as good as his tribe and I don't want to be corrupted.
Father please put me on a good tribe and please protect me from the temptation to lie and decieve people. Allow your will to be done, only if your will is for me to win. Make sure my wife and child know that I love them with all my heart and please let me redeem the Hantz name. In your son's name...
Amen |
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Post by Neleh Dennis on Nov 7, 2011 23:20:37 GMT -5
PRE-GAME I want to prove to people that we are not trolls, we are dollsAww... Doll.. I love doll.. You'll be such a cute doll btw |
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 7, 2011 23:27:55 GMT -5
Who is this temptress! Do you not know i have a wife and kids? You flaunt yourself and your love of dolls at me just wanting to me to sin. Get behind me vessel of Satan. I will not fall victim to your traps. I have came to redeem the Hantz name not to throw it deeper in the fire of disapproval.
Forgive me father for I have thought sinful thoughts.
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Post by Neleh Dennis on Nov 7, 2011 23:35:50 GMT -5
 Now I like you even more!!! |
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Post by Ole' Rory "The Crusher" on Nov 7, 2011 23:48:04 GMT -5
Hey Brandon Johnson, are you related to Kevin Johnson!?
I think I know you! Dat guy my nigga!
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 8, 2011 0:32:02 GMT -5
Kevin Johnson... you mean another guy who used the most common american last name in his alias?
No. He's black.
Forgive me God for breaking character
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Post by Ole' Rory "The Crusher" on Nov 8, 2011 2:26:36 GMT -5
Shit nigga. You tryin to have a Final 2 with the ole' Crusher?
Stay close to me.
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 8, 2011 12:03:34 GMT -5
I already have a final two with Osten. I believe he is 100 percent with me because he said so and he has no reason to lie. He did do something that I did not find favorable but I will talk about that incident later today.
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Post by Jathoneus God of the Sea on Nov 8, 2011 13:39:29 GMT -5
As the only god present on this island, I, Jathoneus God of the Sea, wish upon you, Brandon, the best of luck in this game. May you keep on the straight and narrow and play with the utmost integrity throughout your journey.
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Post by Host Lex on Nov 8, 2011 18:26:00 GMT -5
Brandon my son. Have you met that vixen Mikayla yet? Are things still awkward between you two after South Pacific?
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 8, 2011 18:29:50 GMT -5
Brandon my son. Have you met that vixen Mikayla yet? Are things still awkward between you two after South Pacific?
On a side note, I disapprove of Osten's innapropriate comment on the general board. I should of talked to him more before I made the final two deal. I hope he is not on my tribe so I don't have to work with him. |
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 10, 2011 2:22:37 GMT -5
ROUND 1: OUR SHELTER WILL NOT BE BOMBED
Hallelujah the satanic, Allah worshipper is not on our tribe. I was horrified that I was forced to pair up with him not once but twice during the challenge. Its nothing personal but I just hate everything he stands for. If he were on my tribe I would lay awake at night hoping he wasn't throwing explosive coconuts at our hut. I would worry about seeing his al-Qaeda tattos and him being forced to kill me. It's very scary being on a tribe with a muslim.
Now lets talk about my tribe. Mahtava is the name. I have nothing against the name... though i think LocoRob would of made a much better name. I brought up the fact that we should be an honest tribe and I don't think anyone really took it seriously. It really pissed me off because I want our tribe to be unified but if there not listening to me how can they be unified.
Alex is a cool guy. We've talked briefly about our shared love for the Chicago bears and I think we get along. He doesn't really catch me as a sneaky guy so I could definately see myself entrusting him. He told me he liked Dead Baby Jokes which repulsed me but he said that he would respect my wishes and not tell them.
Elyse flirts with me but its okay because she's asian. Even though many asian women on prostitution they don't get paid as much because they are less attractive. I don't mind if she flirts with me because I consider it similar or less intimidating then if a fag were to. I trsut her and think we could make it really far in the game. I probably trust her the most out of everyone on my tribe besides Judd.
John is a reall sweet fag. A lot cooler then most of the butt pirates I know. He reminds me of a gay Cochran because he doesn't seem like he is well liked. I want to be his friend and in return I hope that he will see that we can be good allies and work together. I think peopel will want him out early but if he performs decently in challenges I will do my best to protect the little guy.
This guy is my number one ally. I trust this guy fully and it is only day 2. We have bonded and what to play a fair and honest game. He picked me first and I think we can be a great duo in this game. I think he will be the leader of this tribe and I will be his right hand man. I will be the Apostle Peter serving out God's will and I have turned Saul... who is now Paul to the way of the light. Paul exceeds Peter and I think Judd will take my idea and make it blossom into a tribe philosophy.
I am not sure what I think of Natalie yet. Her conversations with me are rather sweet and caring, but her on board posts are a little more aggressive. I think she suffers from multiple personality disease and it could be difficult to work with her. I also worry about the fact she was in season 1 and didn't exactly play friendly, but i tend to forgive people for their past actions so hopefully she will exceed my expectations for her.
This man was formerly my number one ally. However i know longer feel bad about my future betrayal. I did not align with this Osten. I aligned with kind and trusting Osten. This Osten is slimy, aggressive and rude. I do not like him one bit. I do not want him to have my babies, i don't want him close to my baby. He does not understand that I am very happy with my wife.
I have had only one conversation with Parvati and it was very brief. However I worry that she is going to be a temptress. She is not asian so I am vulnerable. I hope she doesn't try to flirt with me because that will only spell the end to her game because I think if she flirts with me she will only try to flirt with everyone else on our tribe and rule the game. Which will not work.
He is an interesting guy that I think similar to Alex has a potential ally feel. I think him and Alex could be together so I may watch out for that. But i believe a strong six-some of myself, judd, elyse, john, alex, and him could be a really tight unit. I think if anyone would be sneaky though, it would be skupin. I get a sneaky vibe from him. Hopefully I am just reading him wrong but Mike is someone to watch out for at some point.
Survivor is a game about listening and I will try to listen to my tribesmates to see if I can grasp what they are really feeling in their soul. For the soul tells the body what to do.
Dear Heavenly Father,
I thank you for this tribe you have put me on. I thank you for all the great souls that you put together on this tribe. Please let us get along and be safe in the sausage filled jungle. If its your will, I would love to win a few challenges and prove that a tribe under your guidance deserves the glory.
Amen
P.S. Can you help me find a hidden immunity idol
P.S.S. Thanks for not putting the Muslim on my tribe
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 14, 2011 22:36:54 GMT -5
ROUND 2: Beauty or the Beast
So we unfortunately lost the immunity challenge. [BreaksCharacter]Because we didn't know it was live -.-[/breakscharacter]. It is unfortunate because someone is going to leave the game forever. Seven of us have bonded into seemingly two groups (more on that later).
The Two that are left out are...
Parvati and Osten are on the block and one of them is leaving this round. Personally I don't trust Skupin but I don't think I'm going to make that known at the moment, I might tell Judd or something.
The Pros to keep Parvati are few. If she were to come back from wherever she is she could be a useful asset on the tribe. However if she doesn't she will be dead weight at the next challenge.
The Pros to keeping Osten are complicated. He is a very active player however he is the tribes cancer. He makes fun of John which is not cool and is quite annoying. The other pro would be I would not have to break my deal with him yet and that is something weighing on my mind.
I don't want to be a schemer, I don't want to be a liar. I don't want to take part in what this game is trying to make me become. I came here to be an honest game and its really killing me on the inside not having told anyone about my deal with Osten.
As for the rest of the tribe not much has changed. Judd and Elyse are my main allies and I really enjoy talking to both of them. John is my little buddy and I'm going to protect him from the harsh people in this game. Natalie seems pretty cool, but she can always be kind of rude. It makes me a little cautious to share things with her because you do not know what she is going to do. Alex is cool but I haven't talked to him enough to trust him fully.
That leads me to...
If there is one person on our tribe that I do not trust, it is Skupin. To me he seems very slimy, a person that could lie very easily and not care. He does not seem interested in the tribe of honesty that I desire to have. In my mind he's created a side alliance with himself, Alex, and Natalie B which will split the tribe.
I am keeping my eyes on Skupin and will be prepared if he strikes. I will not make the first move but once i am crossed watch out... I am loco.
Dear God,
Thank you for this day. Thank you that no one got injured and that we gave it our best. Please let us make a smart and unified decision at tribal council. Please let the person who leaves understand why they left and not hold anything against us.
Amen
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Post by Brandon Johnson on Nov 15, 2011 3:16:05 GMT -5
Mike basically gave the order that Osten should be voted out of this game. While I don't mind that Osten is leaving I don't like that he bossed us around like that. We should be making this decision as a tribe yet he's making the decision for the tribe. I lost a lot of respect for Mike and am weary of him in the future.
John and Alex both told me they are voting Osten so it would be foolish to get Parvati out because it would just split the votes. I am still wavering on whether or not to tell people about my final 2 deal with Osten. I hate to lie so early in the game but I don't think it counts because I did not know what the real Osten was really like.
Mike and Alex both threw Judd under the bus to me which makes me really uneasy about how unified this tribe is. I really think we should talk about it at tribal council to make sure we go to the next challenge ready to deliver a win!
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